Cast[]
- Order of the Stick
- Minrah Shaleshoe ◀ ▶
- Mr. Scruffy ◀ ▶
- Blackwing ◀ ▶
- Bloodfeast the Extreme-inator ◀ ▶
- Calder ◀ ▶
Transcript[]
- Panel 1
Minrah: What? We can't leave Bloodfeast! He's our little lizard buddy!
Vaarsuvius: I understand that it is not ideal, but there is ample nourishment present in the form of the dragon's corpse.
Minrah: ...I guess I can purify some of the water in the last room.
Belkar: Oh, what could go wrong? Just a big creature sitting in a wide open room with plenty of space for a combat encounter.
- Panel 2
Belkar: I'm sure any villains who wander through in the next day or so will appreciate the subtle difference between Bloodfeast and every other monster.
Vaarsuvius: I am fully aware that this is a difficult decision to make, however--
Belkar; Then you make it! How about you leave your idiot bird behind?
Blackwing: Hey, how am I catching strays here?
- Panel 3
Vaarsuvius: That does not--
Vaarsuvius: Because that does not solve the problem we are currently facing!
Vaarsuvius: Furthermore, I did exactly that when the mission required it. Do you not remember Blackwing remaining outside to surveil our foes while we engaged with Miss Toormuck?
- Panel 4
Belkar: THere's no way I'm leaving Bloodfeast on his own to get killed, so I guess you're just a better party member than I am.
Vaarsuvius: You hardly constitute a high bar to clear.
Belkar: Was that a short joke?!?
Mr. Scruffy and Blackwing are getting Roy's attention
Blackwing: Help! Help, we need an adult!
- Panel 5
Belkar: Why don't I just give you what I know you all want? Where's Xykon? I'll stay here and fight him while you go ahead.
Vaarsuvius: Don't be absurd. Are you suggesting you are intending to remain and face our sorcerous nemesis on your own?
- Panel 6
Belkar: Not on my own!
Belkar: With Bloodfeast!
Belkar: (And Mr. Scruffy.)
- Panel 7
Roy: Whoa, hey, let's all calm down here.
Belkar: No! I'm sick of being calm when it's convenient for you!
- Panel 8
Belkar: All of you people have been like, "Oh, Belkar, you need to care about other living things!" since Day One.
Belkar: But as soon as I do, well, now that's not important anymore.
Belkar: Now I need to be calm and reasonable and put this aside for the good of the mission.
Belkar: Forget it!
- Panel 9
Belkar stabs Roy in the midsection. "SKLURTCH!"
Belkar: This is what you asked for from me!
- Panel 10
Roy nonchalantly ignores the dagger still stuck in his midsection.
Roy : I was going to say that you're right and V's wrong, and we need to figure out how to bring Bloodfeast with us.
- Panel 11
Belkar reaches for his stuck dagger.
Belkar: I'm gonna...
Belkar: I'm just gonna grab this back, then.
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