Dungeon Real Estate
Order of the Stick comic
Comic no. 191
Date published 8 June 2005
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Team Evil has to do some dungeon crawling of their own.

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Panel 1

Redcloak is pulling the regenerating Xykon in a wagon. They pass several dead hobgoblins who were crushed by a rockslide.
Demon-Roach #1: Hey, what's a dead hobgoblin's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Demon-Roach #2: What?
Demon-Roach #1: Rocky road!
Demon-Roach #2: Bwahahahaha!
Xykon: Good job clearing the path, Redcloak. We'll make a proper villain of you yet.
Redcloak: Thank you, Lord Xykon. And may I congratulate you on growing arms and a spine again.

Panel 2

Redcloak: But if you don't mind me asking, sir, why are we bringing all of these hobgoblins along with us?
Xykon: Because the tower will be filled with monsters, and not the kind I'm controlling.

Panel 3

Xykon: See, there's one unavoidable fact about dungeon ownership. If you leave it empty, some random monster is going to show up and start living there.

Panel 4

Xykon: I once went down the shore for the weekend, and when I got back, three manticores and an umber hulk were hanging new drapes in my living room.
Demon-Roach: Awkward.

Panel 5

Xykon: I haven't been here in a few decades, who knows what might be living there these days.

Panel 6

Monster in the Darkness: I'm not going in.
Xykon: What?
Monster in the Darkness: I don't wanna go! There might be something scary in there!

Panel 7

Xykon: You've got to be—look, there's nothing in there any scarier than you.
Redcloak: Sir, he's about as scary as musty styrofoam.
Xykon: Correction: any scarier than you SHOULD be.

Panel 8

Xykon: We're seriously evil badasses here. I'm a mighty lich sorcerer, Redcloak is high priest of his evil goblin deity, and you—well, we all know how powerful you are.

Panel 9

Xykon: There's simply no way a bunch of random monsters could ever defeat the three of us.
Monster in the Darkness: I guess you're right. Thanks.

Panel 10

Redcloak: Just out of curiosity, is that in the same way that a human fighter with a broken sword could never defeat us?
Xykon: Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.

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  • Roy (a human fighter with a broken sword) defeated Xykon in #114.

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