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Cast[]

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Panel 1

The panel pans out to show everyone in the room, with Belkar throwing a dagger at Calder. THUNK!
Elan: Hooray!
Roy: Alright, well...I guess that's over.
Roy: Durkon?
Durkon: Aye, lad. Minrah an' me'll take care o' tha healin'.
Haley: And I'll get started looking for the dragon hoard.

Panel 2

The panel shows Durkon heals Serini while Minrah heals Haley.
Serini: Oh, there's no hoard.
Haley: I'm sorry, what?
Serini: No hoard. There was one, but my team spent it all after Calder surrendered to us.

Panel 3

Serini: How do you think we paid for all this, anyway? Can't exactly roll up on a bank and ask for a low-interest loan to protect the world.
Haley: No.
Haley: No, I'm sorry. That's ridiculous.

Panel 4

Haley: We are high-level now and we just beat a full-grown literal dragon. Actually beat it, with our own abilities.
Haley: I do not think I am being unreasonable to expect there to be appropriate treasure.
Haley: That doesn't get blown up, this time.

Panel 5

Serini: I don't know what to tell you. That gold is long gone.
Haley: You could've put a small hoard in here anyway.
Serini: Why would I do that?
Haley: As a reward for whoever ended up defeating him.

Panel 6

Serini: He was part of the defenses! Why would I possibly want to reward someone who killed him?
Haley: Because it's the polite thing to do when you build a dungeon!

Panel 7

Serini: Sorry for breaching the social contract, you absolute nut log, but I need to go make sure Sunny is OK.
Haley: If you put a big monster in a small room, you put a little cash on the floor for the people that kill it! That's just good manners!
Haley: Everyone knows the real friends are the treasures we found along the way!!

D&D Context[]

  • The spells cast by Minrah and Durkon on Haley and Serini are likely to be spells of the Cure Wounds family.

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