Cast[]
- Order of the Stick
- Calder ◀ ▶
- Order of the Scribble
- Minrah Shaleshoe ◀ ▶
- Mr. Scruffy ◀ ▶
- Blackwing ◀ ▶
- Bloodfeast the Extreme-inator ◀ ▶
- Mimi ◀ ▶
Transcript[]
- Panel 1
The panel pans out to show everyone in the room, with Belkar throwing a dagger at Calder. THUNK!
Elan: Hooray!
Roy: Alright, well...I guess that's over.
Roy: Durkon?
Durkon: Aye, lad. Minrah an' me'll take care o' tha healin'.
Haley: And I'll get started looking for the dragon hoard.
- Panel 2
The panel shows Durkon heals Serini while Minrah heals Haley.
Serini: Oh, there's no hoard.
Haley: I'm sorry, what?
Serini: No hoard. There was one, but my team spent it all after Calder surrendered to us.
- Panel 3
Serini: How do you think we paid for all this, anyway? Can't exactly roll up on a bank and ask for a low-interest loan to protect the world.
Haley: No.
Haley: No, I'm sorry. That's ridiculous.
- Panel 4
Haley: We are high-level now and we just beat a full-grown literal dragon. Actually beat it, with our own abilities.
Haley: I do not think I am being unreasonable to expect there to be appropriate treasure.
Haley: That doesn't get blown up, this time.
- Panel 5
Serini: I don't know what to tell you. That gold is long gone.
Haley: You could've put a small hoard in here anyway.
Serini: Why would I do that?
Haley: As a reward for whoever ended up defeating him.
- Panel 6
Serini: He was part of the defenses! Why would I possibly want to reward someone who killed him?
Haley: Because it's the polite thing to do when you build a dungeon!
- Panel 7
Serini: Sorry for breaching the social contract, you absolute nut log, but I need to go make sure Sunny is OK.
Haley: If you put a big monster in a small room, you put a little cash on the floor for the people that kill it! That's just good manners!
Haley: Everyone knows the real friends are the treasures we found along the way!!
D&D Context[]
- The spells cast by Minrah and Durkon on Haley and Serini are likely to be spells of the Cure Wounds family.
Trivia[]
- In Panel 4, Haley refers back to the explosion of the Weary Travelers Inn and Tavern, which took most of her loot from the Dungeon of Dorukan with it.