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Julia and Roy reflect on their father's views on religion.

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Panel 1

Julia: So…your friend's god told him that you need to talk to Xykon's goblin lackey and convince him to switch sides?
Roy: Sort of. Yeah.

Panel 2

Julia: Are you going to…do that?
Roy: I guess? I mean, hopefully.
Roy: I can't imagine why he'd listen to us, but that sort of detail has never stopped one of our plans before.

Panel 3

Julia: You know…it doesn't sound like Xykon is really needed for all this god stuff.
Julia: If you destroyed Xykon first, you could turn around and offer this "Redcloak" terms of surrender from a position of strength.

Panel 4

Roy: …That's not a terrible idea.
Roy: I was thinking we were going to need to beat him into submission first, but knocking off his lich buddy might be enough of a shock to get him to listen by itself.

Panel 5

Julia: See? And you thought I was too dumb to help.
Roy: I never thought that, Julia. I was just surprised you wanted to.
Julia: …

Panel 6

Roy: To be perfectly honest, I am not comfortable with the way this whole thing has taken a turn toward all the gods and goddesses and whatever.
Roy: I've got this sinking feeling their roles are not exactly aligned with ours.
Roy: a lot of supposedly benevolent deities opted to throw all of us under the cosmic bus when push came to shove.

Panel 7

Roy: All I know is: my top priority is saving this world and these people.
Roy: If what we're doing helps the gods break their cycle too, then cool.

Panel 8

Roy: But if I need to take down Redcloak to protect everyone, I will.
Roy: The gods can find some other way to talk to the Dark One once the last Gate is safe.

Panel 9

Julia: Yeah, you don't work for t hem. The Gods are just fancy alien wizards who figured out how to crowdsource their magic.
Roy: Yeah, I remember Dad telling me that, too.

Panel 10

Roy: I think that's probably one of the only good things he ever instilled in me, honestly.
Roy: That the gods don't deserve any special deference solely because they're powerful. If they can judge us based on our actions, we should be treating them according to their own.

Panel 11

Julia: Huh.

Panel 12

Julia: Seems like he would've been better served long-term by teaching you to never question the authority of those who created you.
Roy: Oh, it totally backfired on him personally, but it was still a good lesson.

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