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{{Comic Infobox
 
{{Comic Infobox
| Title = Pick Your Doom
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| Title = Pick Your Doom
| Image = [[File:OOTS0300.jpeg|thumb|300px]]
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| Image = [[File:OOTS0300.jpeg|thumb|300px]]
| Caption =
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| Comic = 300
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| Comic = 300
| Publishdate = 04 April 2006
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| Publishdate = 4 April 2006
| Prev = [[A Calling Missed]]
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| Prev = [[A Calling Missed]]
| Next = [[A Brief Intermission]]
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| Next = [[A Brief Intermission]]
| Discpage = {{Thread link|5863}}
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| Discpage = {{Thread link|5863}}
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}}
}}Xykon prepares for war.
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Xykon prepares for war.
   
 
== Cast ==
 
== Cast ==
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* [[Team Evil]]
[[Xykon]], [[Redcloak]], a Zombie Dragon, a massive hobgoblin army, two [[Demon Roach]]es
 
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** [[Xykon]] [[259|◀]] [[331|▶]]
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** [[Redcloak]] [[299|◀]] [[331|▶]]
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** Two [[Demon-Roaches]] [[299|◀]] [[369|▶]]
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* [[Zombie Dragon]] [[195|◀]] [[331|▶]]
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* Four Zombie Angels
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* Twelve [[Zombies]]
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* Four [[Ghouls]]
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* A massive army of [[Hobgoblins]]
   
 
== Transcript ==
 
== Transcript ==
{{panel|1}}
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{{panel|1|1}}
 
'''Xykon''': Redcloak! Report!<br />
 
'''Xykon''': Redcloak! Report!<br />
 
'''Redcloak''': Well, since you asked so nicely...<br />
 
'''Redcloak''': Well, since you asked so nicely...<br />
'''Redcloak''': Animate Dead.<br />
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'''Redcloak''': Animate Dead.
{{panel|2}}
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{{panel|2|1}}
 
'''Redcloak''': Preparations are 98.5% complete. The bad news is that we've experienced 341 discipline problems among the hobgoblin troops this week.<br />
 
'''Redcloak''': Preparations are 98.5% complete. The bad news is that we've experienced 341 discipline problems among the hobgoblin troops this week.<br />
'''Redcloak''': The good news is that the ghoul horde has swelled by 315 members.<br />
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'''Redcloak''': The good news is that the ghoul horde has swelled by 315 members.
{{panel|3}}
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{{panel|3|1}}
'''Xykon''': Okay, have you -- wait, only 315? What happened to the rest?<br />
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'''Xykon''': Okay, have you—wait, only 315? What happened to the rest?<br />
'''Redcloak''': The, uh... the ghouls do get hungry, sir.<br />
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'''Redcloak''': The, uh... the ghouls do get hungry, sir.
{{panel|4}}
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{{panel|4|1}}
 
'''Xykon''': Have you analyzed those gate locations I deciphered?<br />
 
'''Xykon''': Have you analyzed those gate locations I deciphered?<br />
 
'''Redcloak''': Yes sir, I have them right here on color-coded parchments.<br />
 
'''Redcloak''': Yes sir, I have them right here on color-coded parchments.<br />
'''Xykon''': Wow, you really are a dork, aren't you?<br />
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'''Xykon''': Wow, you really are a dork, aren't you?
{{panel|5}}
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{{panel|5|1}}
 
'''Redcloak''': This is the first location. As you can see, it is located across the ocean.<br />
 
'''Redcloak''': This is the first location. As you can see, it is located across the ocean.<br />
'''Redcloak''': Unless you want to invest heavily in water wings, I don't see us getting this many minions over water.<br />
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'''Redcloak''': Unless you want to invest heavily in water wings, I don't see us getting this many minions over water.
{{panel|6}}
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{{panel|6|1}}
 
'''Xykon''': Hey! I've got an idea!<br />
 
'''Xykon''': Hey! I've got an idea!<br />
'''Redcloak''': So help me, if you make me sail a ship made of hobgoblin corpses across the ocean, I will find a way to make you pay.<br />
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'''Redcloak''': So help me, if you make me sail a ship made of hobgoblin corpses across the ocean, I will find a way to make you pay.
{{panel|7}}
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{{panel|7|1}}
 
'''Redcloak''': Moving on...<br />
 
'''Redcloak''': Moving on...<br />
'''Redcloak''': This is the second location. It is located far to the north. In order to get there, we'd have to march through eight human nations.<br />
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'''Redcloak''': This is the second location. It is located far to the north. In order to get there, we'd have to march through eight human nations.
{{panel|8}}
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{{panel|8|1}}
 
'''Xykon''': Can't we just conquer them?<br />
 
'''Xykon''': Can't we just conquer them?<br />
'''Redcloak''': Well, yes, but I'm not sure they're worth our time, sir.<br />
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'''Redcloak''': Well, yes, but I'm not sure they're worth our time, sir.
{{panel|9}}
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{{panel|9|1}}
 
'''Xykon''': Redcloak, we're literally out to conquer the world here. In what way is conquering eight parts of that world not worth our time?<br />
 
'''Xykon''': Redcloak, we're literally out to conquer the world here. In what way is conquering eight parts of that world not worth our time?<br />
'''Redcloak''': When we can get the same goal accomplished by only conquering one part of it.<br />
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'''Redcloak''': When we can get the same goal accomplished by only conquering one part of it.
{{panel|10}}
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{{panel|10|1}}
 
'''Redcloak''': Here's the third location. It will take several weeks to reach it, but most of the path is through wilderness.<br />
 
'''Redcloak''': Here's the third location. It will take several weeks to reach it, but most of the path is through wilderness.<br />
'''Redcloak''': There's only one little nation to deal with, and we'll control the gate that we need.<br />
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'''Redcloak''': There's only one little nation to deal with, and we'll control the gate that we need.
{{panel|11}}
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{{panel|11|1}}
 
'''Redcloak''': The best part is WHICH nation we get to conquer.<br />
 
'''Redcloak''': The best part is WHICH nation we get to conquer.<br />
'''Xykon''': Nice! You've sold me.<br />
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'''Xykon''': Nice! You've sold me.
{{panel|12}}
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{{panel|12|1}}
'''Xykon''': Send the word down the line, Redcloak. That's our destination.<br />
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'''Xykon''': Send the word down the line, Redcloak. That's our destination.
{{panel|13}}
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{{panel|1|2}}
 
''Xykon is mounted on a Zombie Dragon before a massive army of hobgoblins, ghouls, and wights.''<br />
 
''Xykon is mounted on a Zombie Dragon before a massive army of hobgoblins, ghouls, and wights.''<br />
 
'''Xykon''': Next stop: Azure City.<br />
 
'''Xykon''': Next stop: Azure City.<br />
'''Xykon''': (If anyone has to pee before we get started, now's the time.<br />
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'''Xykon''': (If anyone has to pee before we get started, now's the time.)<br />
'''Demon Roach 1''': Ooooo, splash page!<br />
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'''Demon-Roach #1''': Ooooo, splash page!<br />
'''Demon Roach 2''': Must be the end of a story arc.<br />
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'''Demon-Roach #2''': Must be the end of a story arc.
   
==D&D Context==
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== D&D Context ==
* [http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Animate_dead ''Animate Dead''] is a 3rd-level [[Cleric]] spell that creates zombies and other undead. There is a limit to the amount of undead one can control, based on level, but that limit is high enough that you can control small armies, as we see [[Redcloak]] and [[Xykon]] often do.
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* [http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/animateDead.htm ''Animate Dead''] is a 3rd-level [[Cleric]] spell that creates zombies and other undead. There is a limit to the amount of undead one can control, based on level, but that limit is high enough that you can control small armies, as we see Redcloak and Xykon often do.
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== Trivia ==
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* This is the first time we see the Zombie Dragon animated. It previously appeared as a corpse in [[Book Nook|#195]].
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* This is the final comic in [[No Cure for the Paladin Blues]].
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* In the ''[[No Cure for the Paladin Blues]]'' book, Demon Roach #2 says "Must be the end of the book." instead.
   
 
== External Links ==
 
== External Links ==
 
* [{{Comicpage|300}} View the comic]
 
* [{{Comicpage|300}} View the comic]
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* [{{Discussionpage|5863}} View the discussion thread]
 
   
 
[[Category:Uses Animate Dead]]
 
[[Category:Uses Animate Dead]]
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[[Category:Team Evil Recovers]]
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Latest revision as of 10:55, 3 October 2018


Xykon prepares for war.

Cast[]

Transcript[]

Panel 1, Page 1

Xykon: Redcloak! Report!
Redcloak: Well, since you asked so nicely...
Redcloak: Animate Dead.

Panel 2, Page 1

Redcloak: Preparations are 98.5% complete. The bad news is that we've experienced 341 discipline problems among the hobgoblin troops this week.
Redcloak: The good news is that the ghoul horde has swelled by 315 members.

Panel 3, Page 1

Xykon: Okay, have you—wait, only 315? What happened to the rest?
Redcloak: The, uh... the ghouls do get hungry, sir.

Panel 4, Page 1

Xykon: Have you analyzed those gate locations I deciphered?
Redcloak: Yes sir, I have them right here on color-coded parchments.
Xykon: Wow, you really are a dork, aren't you?

Panel 5, Page 1

Redcloak: This is the first location. As you can see, it is located across the ocean.
Redcloak: Unless you want to invest heavily in water wings, I don't see us getting this many minions over water.

Panel 6, Page 1

Xykon: Hey! I've got an idea!
Redcloak: So help me, if you make me sail a ship made of hobgoblin corpses across the ocean, I will find a way to make you pay.

Panel 7, Page 1

Redcloak: Moving on...
Redcloak: This is the second location. It is located far to the north. In order to get there, we'd have to march through eight human nations.

Panel 8, Page 1

Xykon: Can't we just conquer them?
Redcloak: Well, yes, but I'm not sure they're worth our time, sir.

Panel 9, Page 1

Xykon: Redcloak, we're literally out to conquer the world here. In what way is conquering eight parts of that world not worth our time?
Redcloak: When we can get the same goal accomplished by only conquering one part of it.

Panel 10, Page 1

Redcloak: Here's the third location. It will take several weeks to reach it, but most of the path is through wilderness.
Redcloak: There's only one little nation to deal with, and we'll control the gate that we need.

Panel 11, Page 1

Redcloak: The best part is WHICH nation we get to conquer.
Xykon: Nice! You've sold me.

Panel 12, Page 1

Xykon: Send the word down the line, Redcloak. That's our destination.

Panel 1, Page 2

Xykon is mounted on a Zombie Dragon before a massive army of hobgoblins, ghouls, and wights.
Xykon: Next stop: Azure City.
Xykon: (If anyone has to pee before we get started, now's the time.)
Demon-Roach #1: Ooooo, splash page!
Demon-Roach #2: Must be the end of a story arc.

D&D Context[]

  • Animate Dead is a 3rd-level Cleric spell that creates zombies and other undead. There is a limit to the amount of undead one can control, based on level, but that limit is high enough that you can control small armies, as we see Redcloak and Xykon often do.

Trivia[]

External Links[]