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Panel 1, Page 1

Nale: You want to send me back...to personally destroy the world?!
Lee: More like, to speed up the timetable. The gods are already on the verge of doing it themselves.
Nero: However, if they do it, they will first harvest all of the world's souls.
Cedrik: We would prefer that the Snarl eradicate most of them instead.

Panel 2, Page 1

Nale: But...you just said a minute ago that souls are a valuable commodity. Why throw them all away?
Lee: They are valuable precisely because the gods depend on them for sustenance.
Nero: For us, they are merely something to trade. A financial instrument, if you will.
Cedrik: I imagine the gods thought it prudent not to make their servants dependent on the same resources they themselves require.

Panel 3, Page 1

Cedrik: After the mortal plane has been ravaged, we believe there will be a lean period for the gods before they can rebuilt it.
Nero: Decades, possibly centuries, when they will have no Belief, no Worship-and thanks to the Snarl, no huge burst of Dedication to fatten up on.
Lee: They will have nothing but the departed Souls they already have accumulated.

Panel 4, Page 1

Qarr: ...Souls that they rely on us to manage for them.
Lee: Now you're seeing the big picture, Qarr!
Nero: When the gods are at their weakest, we'll cut off their remaining supply-
Cedrik: -and then, we strike!

Panel 5, Page 1

Lee: Demons, daemons, and devils will rise up as one and kill the Evil gods for their betrayal!
Nero: Naturally, the three of us will be perfectly positioned to absorb their quiddity as they die.
Cedrik: Becoming a new pantheon of unified Evil seems like a reasonable finder's fee!

Panel 6, Page 1

Lee: Then we will support similar insurgencies among the modrons and the slaadi.
Nero: It will be a challenge to tailor our message to their unique sensibilities, but we have top fiends working on it already.
Modron: Logically, the gods cannot represent pure Law if they cooperate with Chaos.
Slaadi: You're right, it would be funny.
Cedrik: They will, of course, be unaware of how they are being corrupted to serve Evil.

Panel 7, Page 1

Lee: By the time our "Outsider Revolution" reaches the Upper Planes, the deva will have no choice but to bow to it.
Nero: Well, they could die.
Cedrik: Yes, that would also be an acceptable option.

Panel 8, Page 1

Nero: When the gods are gone and we control the Outer Planes...then we will create a new world.
Cedrik: Not just a new world, but a whole new system of life and afterlife.
Lee: One that rewards mortals for the Evil behavior we want to see, and punishes them for doing Good.
Qarr: You mean-?
Lee: Yes, Qarr-

Panel 1, Page 2

Lee: We're doing a rebrand!

Panel 2, Page 2

Cedrik: Keep in mind, this is all just concept art at this stage.
Nero: We get a lot of graphic designers down there.

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