After the tough fights, the Order turns to Durkon for first aid.

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Panel 1

Durkon: Well, thar ogres be dun fer. So what're we doin' next?

Panel 2

The wounded Roy, Haley and Belkar see Durkon as a pack of band-aids.

Panel 3

Durkon: Oh, Right.

Panel 4

Durkon: Cure Serious Wounds! Cure Serious Wounds! Cure Light Wounds!
Belkar and Roy's wounds disappear, "Heal! Heal! Heal!"
Belkar: Hey, that was at LEAST a moderate wound!

Panel 5

Elan walks in, beaten and bruised with a pair of swords stuck in him.
Elan (singing): Clot, Clot, Clot my bleeding arteries!
Haley: Elan!

Panel 6

Elan: Hi Haley. Look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.

Panel 7

Durkon: How badly are ye hurt, lad?
Elan: That depends...

Panel 8

Elan is holding one of his internal organs.
Elan: How important is one of these?

D&D Context Edit

  • Cure Serious Wounds is a 3rd level cleric spell which heals 3d8 points of damage +1 point of damage per level.
  • Cure Light Wounds is a 1st level cleric spell which heals 1d8 points of damage +1 point of damage per level.

Trivia Edit

  • The title is a play on the phrase "The Doctor is in". In the Peanuts comic Lucy van Pelt often set up a psychiatric help booth. A sign on the front of the booth read, "The doctor is", with a reversible placard displaying "in" or "out".
  • This is the first comic in which Elan is named.
  • In Book 1, "Dungeon Crawlin' Fools", the strip is edited so that Durkon-as-a-box-of-Band-Aids is labeled "Bandages" instead.

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