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Roy decides to take Shojo's "job offer" for the right reasons.

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Panel 1

Roy: Xykon is alive??
Eugene: Well, technically—
Roy: Don't.

Panel 2

Roy: How is that possible?
Eugene: He's got a thingamajabber that holds his soul in place when his body gets destroyed.
Eugene: After a while, it grows him a new one to inhabit.

Panel 3

Eugene: I saw his lackeys escape, so the smart money says he's back by now.
Eugene: The deal I made with Shojo was if he gets you down here. I would get you to work for him.
Eugene: This gate thing of his is the perfect way to find that miserable cretin and destroy him.
Eugene: Only, you know, for REAL this time.

Panel 4

Roy: Yeah? Well, I think there might be a flaw in your plan, Dad, because...
Roy: Well, because screw you.
Eugene: What??

Panel 5

Roy: I would love to say that I couldn't believe that my own father would mess with my life like this, to the point of getting me imprisoned and nearly killed—but I know better.
Roy: You're exactly selfish enough to do this to your own son, just to quench your own thirst for vengeance.

Panel 6

Roy: You can't even pretend you did all of this for the greater good, because you didn't even know about the gates until Shojo told you.
Eugene: Now wait just a—
Roy: ZIP IT!

Panel 7

Roy: Everything about this has disaster written all over it.
Roy: Shojo can't be trusted. You certainly can't be trusted.
Roy: This whole "job offer" stinks worse than an otyugh covered in sauerkraut on a hot day.

Panel 8

Roy: And yet, I'm going to accept it anyway.

Panel 9

Roy: As much as I loathe how you've manipulated my friends and me, Xykon is an actual threat.
Roy: I'm not going to sit and let him get away with whatever he's got planned just because my father happens to be a self-absorbed arrogant jerk. There are too many lives at stake.

Panel 10

Roy: I just want you, personally, to know:
Roy: If it weren't for the threat to the entire world, I would tell you to shove your "blood oath" against Xykon up your wrinkled incorporeal ass.

Panel 11

Roy walks away

Panel 12

Haley walks away, sticking out her tongue

D&D Context[]

  • An Otyugh is a monster in D&D that lives on dung, offal and carrion, often living underground. The creature first appeared in the 1977 AD&D (1st edition) Monster Manual. It has been included in every subsequent edition of D&D.

Trivia[]

  • An otyugh will appear later in the comic in strip #823.

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