Elan proves that he's bigger than Jesus while fighting against the Beatles Beetles

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Panel 1

Vaarsuvius casts on Elan, Haley, and Roy.
Vaarsuvius: Haste!
Blackwing: What, no huge blasts of lightning?
Vaarsuvius: Not today, no.
Roy kills a bug, "SLASH! SLASH!"

Panel 2

Vaarsuvius: If I am to make any progress in harnessing my less desirable tendencies, then I must learn not to respond to any situation with the most powerful magic available to me.
Vaarsuvius: These insectile invaders, while certainly threatening, seem to have no mystical support—and will thus be handily defeated by my comrades.
Vaarsuvius: It is not necessary to insert myself into the fray with frivolous displays of arcane dominance just to satisfy my own ego.

Panel 3

Vaarsuvius: I will limit myself to low-level enhancement and support unless I find myself personally threatened.
V casts on Elan.
Vaarsuvius: Heroism.
Elan: Thanks for the buff, V. I'll put it to good use now!

Panel 4

Elan: Why do you need to attack these poor folks, Beetles?
Elan: Why can't you just let it be?

Panel 5

Elan: All you need is shove!
Elan rescues a girl by shoving the capturing Beetle slaver away

Panel 6

Elan (singing): ♪♪Come together, right now—under me!♪♪

Panel 7

Elan (singing): ♪♪ Here comes the pun! Doo doo doo doo!♪

Panel 8

Elan (singing): I'm making a hole where my sword goes in, and stops your brain from wondering...♪♪

Panel 9

Elan (singing): ♪♪Bang! Bang! Elan's silver rapier comes down upon your—

Panel 10

Vaarsuvius: CHAIN LIGHTNING Four bugs facing Elan are killed by the electrical discharge.

Panel 11

Elan: Great job, V! Let's go after the rest!
Vaarsuvius: You go ahead, we shall catch up.

Panel 12

Blackwing: What happened to "enhancement and support only"?
Vaarsuvius: Protecting my brain still constitutes self-defense.

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