Hello. My name is Yokyok. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  — Yokyok  


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Yokyok
Biographical information
Death

Year 1184

First Comic

348

Last Comic

359

Physical description
Species

Kobold

Gender

Male

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

Linear Guild

Known relatives

Yikyik (father)

Status

Deceased

D&D Stats
Str

~6

Dex

~12

Con

~8

Skills

Speak Language: Draconic

Abilities

Kobold racial abilities

Yokyok was the son of Yikyik who joined the Linear Guild in order to exact revenge on his father's murderer.

Biography[edit | edit source]

War and XPs[edit | edit source]

Yokyok found his chance to attack Belkar when the halfling was guarding Elan from a certain ambush by Nale. His attack managed to separate Belkar from Elan, allowing Nale to kidnap him.

He was beaten up shortly after hunting Belkar who, as he was under the effects of the Mark of Justice and was unable to inflict lethal damage, drew up a poster near a tavern, calling for a flood of adventurers that would clean the Kobold infestation for a price who took the offer and became a torilla chip bowl (head) and extra chunky salsa in a glass jar (body) that was used to "squik Roy out", [1] This was the second time Belkar used the head of the Linear Guild's kobold-of-the-moment to make "something wacky".

Personality and Traits[edit | edit source]

Yokyok joined the Linear Guild for vengeance rather than personal gain, and dismissed his teammates as scoundrels.

His mannerisms, weapon (a rapier), appearance (goatee, moustache, shirt) and his tagline 'You killed my father. Prepare to die.' are all a reference to the fictional character Inigo Montoya from Rob Reiner's 1987 film The Princess Bride and the 1973 William Goldman novel of the same title.

Weapons and Equipment[edit | edit source]

  • Rapier: His single, long blade is a counter to Belkar's twin short daggers.

References[edit | edit source]

  1. Comic #359, "Roll Over"
Linear Guild
NaleSabineThogZz'dtriHilgya FirehelmYikyikYokyokYukyukLeeky WindstaffPompey
Appearances
348, 351, 357, 358, 359
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